Image by Rob!
seriously. how else would you explain this man mooning me from across the water?
this was a weird interaction. i heard him yell something and i put my hand to my ear, but he did not repeat himself. he began to pull down his pants. i yelled, "hold still; i have to zoom!" a request with which he complied. when he turned around, i yelled, "you got some action on that left one. you might want to have that looked at!"
"i know! i’m’a’gonna!"
…and that was it. Thanks Denver, for always keeping it real.