Off Brand Conversation Hearts
Image by shoe the Linux Librarian
As far as crappy Valentine candy goes, these off brand conversation hearts win the award for pure awesome. They were decent enough in consistency, but the dot matrix style print and the completely friggin’ weird statements made us go to Stop and Shop and buy another bag.
Dewy eye? Love time? Save me? Is someone trapped in there? Plez do? (Not photographed: Boy Craz. What the blazes is boy craz? Never mind. I don’t want to know.)