FOX NEWS channel (store?)

FOX NEWS channel (store?)
Image by jasoneppink
Apparently cable news channels like to set up shop in George Bush Intercontinental Airport. Do you just refer to this place as "FOX NEWS channel"? As in, I bought it at FOX NEWS channel?

And what do they sell at the FOX NEWS channel? I didn’t see "neo-conservative agenda" or "fear" or "heteronormative paradigm" anywhere on the racks, but I did find some nifty FOX NEWS channel socks!

Try as I might, a snarky "Fair and Balanced" quip fails to come to me at this time.

Handcuffed Wife (Weird News No. 1)

Handcuffed Wife (Weird News No. 1)
Image by “Caveman Chuck” Coker
I thought this lock was fascinating. For some odd reason, it caught my attention. I wonder what it used to protect. Why isn’t it protecting anything now? Who might have walked through here? Who might have tried to walk through here?

Gallup, New Mexico

Weird News

Dearborn Police Free Handcuffed Wife

By Tammy Stables Battaglia, Free Press Staff Writer

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Dearborn, Michigan — A Dearborn man learned this morning that when you handcuff your wife to the bed, you make sure you know where the key is first.

Dearborn Police officers responded to a call at 7:15 a.m. today by the man requesting help, Sgt. Ray Patrick said. They had to use a universal key to free the woman.

“I think it was more of an intimate relationship than an unlawful imprisonment,” Patrick said.

Source: Battaglia, Tammy Stables. "Dearborn Police Free Handcuffed Wife." Detroit Free Press. 11 Dec. 2008. <>


Proudly powered by WordPress
Theme: Esquire by Matthew Buchanan.