Yes, that is a Velvet Wesley Crusher

Yes, that is a Velvet Wesley Crusher
Image by WilWheaton
Blame John Scalzi.

46 thoughts on “Yes, that is a Velvet Wesley Crusher

  1. This is now the golden standard by which everyone’s success must be judged: has someone made a black-velvet painting in your likeness. If not, you have yet to arrive.

    Very cool ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. You’ve joined Elvis and anonymous bull fighters in the world of velvet fame. You should be very proud. Is there a Laurence Olivier velvet painting? I think not.

  3. Not to mention the chair it’s sitting on made it look like Wes was wearing a leather mini-skirt when I first saw it…

    Oh, god. How much therapy is that going to cost me?

  4. Don’t you hate it when you’re facing an ionized tachyon beam that threatens to tear your Galaxy-class starship asunder by creating a Higgs-Boson reaction that can lead to a warp core breach…and your lips are chapped?

    Well, good news! Ens. Wesley Crusher recommends Chap-Stickยฎ for your chapped lips. As for the ionized tachyon beam…have you tried reversing the polarity?

  5. Space Elvis?

    Anyhow, I agree with @chronovore regarding the drink name. Next time I have a party, I’m serving "Velvet Wesley Crusher’s" in my own personal Ten Forward.

  6. Somehow… from a quite far distance, you look like Angelina Jolie. Which, it’s not a bad thing to say… unless you’re a guy!

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