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Yes, that is a Velvet Wesley Crusher
Image by WilWheaton
Blame John Scalzi.
so incredibly velvety!
So weird. Those stars are the deal maker.
ooo Crush(er)ed velvet!
WHOA. That’s amazing.
though it does kind of look like it’s wearing lipstick.
Wow, your lips are so…pink. And your hair so…Elvis-esque (which is oh-so-appropriate)
This is now the golden standard by which everyone’s success must be judged: has someone made a black-velvet painting in your likeness. If not, you have yet to arrive.
Very cool 🙂
indeed kitschy and awesome scary.
i think the stars and twinkles spell out something in the subconscious though..
Definitely a "10" on the swanky meter, I’m jealous.
Your velvet hair… it mesmerizes me. I can’t look away!
This transcends mere velvet and paint to become pure awesome.
The eyes make it more Tiger Woods like. Be the ball.
This isn’t as good as the "guys riding minibikes while wearing monster masks" painting in The Royal Tenenbaums, but it’s damned close.
You’ve joined Elvis and anonymous bull fighters in the world of velvet fame. You should be very proud. Is there a Laurence Olivier velvet painting? I think not.
I have a sudden urge to yell out "Hello, Lips!" a la Rocky Horror at that… it’s awesome. 🙂
Not to mention the chair it’s sitting on made it look like Wes was wearing a leather mini-skirt when I first saw it…
Oh, god. How much therapy is that going to cost me?
Jon Cryer is… Wesley Crusher in "Pretty in Red"
my god…it’s full of stars.
LOL!! This is priceless!
Yup, I remember spotting that earlier here:
Way to be a black velvet muse!
Kinda looks like Wayne Newton. Wil should sell t-shirts of this.
The lips man, the lips. Fabulous.
Those lips…orange yes but Did Wesley have collegen injections??lol
That is awesomesauce. Who’s the artist??
That is so pimp!
the frame may very well push it OTT!
Don’t you hate it when you’re facing an ionized tachyon beam that threatens to tear your Galaxy-class starship asunder by creating a Higgs-Boson reaction that can lead to a warp core breach…and your lips are chapped?
Well, good news! Ens. Wesley Crusher recommends Chap-Stick® for your chapped lips. As for the ionized tachyon beam…have you tried reversing the polarity?
You rock, Wil.
That is some kind of specialness right there. Sadly? Want.
Borrowed some gloss from Beverley Crusher? 😛
That’s quite an impressive piece of work at any rate!
–>> ..what the hell is a ‘ wesley crusher ‘ ??
"Velvet Wesley Crusher " is also a good name for a mixed drink.
Anyhow, I agree with @chronovore regarding the drink name. Next time I have a party, I’m serving "Velvet Wesley Crusher’s" in my own personal Ten Forward.
It kind of grows on you after 5-6 viewings.
THAT’s who the likeness reminds me of!
The framing of the portrait is awesome too.
Looks like Tiger Woods if he were a Michael Jackson disciple.
Somehow… from a quite far distance, you look like Angelina Jolie. Which, it’s not a bad thing to say… unless you’re a guy!
It’s like Wesley Crusher with a dash of that guy from Tears for Fears. And a little John Candy.
Hi, I’m an admin for a group called Velveteria: Museum of Velvet Paintings, and we’d love to have this added to the group!
Wow, coral lips.
If Wesley Crusher had a kid with Kim Jong Il….
the "Wesley Crusher’s"
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